seriousjones:

job website

1. Talent Associate at Solutions Dynamics (pyramid scheme)
2. Wew are looking for a jack-of-all-trades “Blockchain Guru” 
3. Tutor My Children (unpaid)
4. Mcdonald 
5. Earn 100 Thousand Tollars Working At Home (phishing scam)
6. [listing that expired in 2019]
7. Brand Manager (Tiktok) at Keystone Pipeline

arirna:

adictiva-ternura:

mistressaccost:

i better catch up on the assigned reading (dracula emails) so i can partake in the class discussion (memes)

everythingfox:

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selfcare-journey:

My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: I just can’t do it! I don’t want to !! I can’t!!

Me, parenting my tired toddler brain: Take a deep breath, it’s going to be ok. We don’t have to do everything today that’s overwhelming you. Let’s pick the most important thing to work on, ok? What’s the smallest step we can do to work towards that?

My toddler brain, wiping away tears: Um, I think we should…open up the important spreadsheet and look at the first row.

Me, parenting my tired toddler brain: Great! Let’s do that, and then we can have a popsicle, ok?

My toddler brain: *nods through drying tears, upset, but cooperative*

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supermariomamafucker:

come on dude

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1anonyymous1:

“u look tired” thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over

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coffeeandspentbrass:

Quality ad here

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kalofi:

i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend